December 2011
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Incisors can never be a rapper (fears)
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Explanation: Ring of salt is a classic way to block demons and old school zombies away from you, so it’s no surprise it freak’s Incisors out since he is a demon snake. If he touches it is severely burns him and triggers an inner fear in him. But this doesn’t mean he WON’T go through it… Explanation: Well Mongooses eat snakes. ‘Nuff said.Explanation: As silly as this sounds, yes...
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Scumbag Bison
animalsbeingdicks:
The wilderness is a grizzly place where not keeping right of faster traffic means becoming dinner.
Big bison: MOVE IT OR LOSE IT GRANDMA!
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Watchpettyartist:
vjhgjkdfhjkghdfjkghdfgjkdfhjkh DEAR GOD
THE EYEBROWS GUY! THE.EYEBROWS.
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Commission no-no
Ask for a commission, then not making up your mind. Then when finally making up your mind, hounding the commissioner, and about to send money, change your mind and say “That’s okay I change my mind. I don’t want a commission.”
Guys DON’T do that, either you make up your mind or not don’t give them this false hope…(ugh there goes more to my rent...
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Puns
Me: Hey Jared what do you call a fly that can't fly? A walk? *laughs hysterically*
Jared: haha you're so funny...Where did you get that joke from?
Me: Nowhere, I just made it up on the FLY *falls out laughing*
Jared: *face palm*
This was a conversation I had with my boyfriend at a pizza joint. We were staring at this malnourished fly and wonder what was wrong with it almost the entire time. And yes I did make that joke on the fly.
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itaav:
JACKIE
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